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In partnership with Sir Mix-A-Lot & the Colorectal Cancer Alliance… each of the 6,666 unique derrières has been lovingly hand-sketched, hand-colored & hand-assembled by a legendary team of Hollywood animation artists.
And every Bit Butt minted triggers a contribution to a great cause!
It’s a No-Brainer & grants you “OG” status!
Welcome to Slackerverse.
Where your power is your problem!
Metroville, where the only thing worse than the evil villains is the damage caused by the worst, most pointless, super-powered “heroes” of all time. It’s a unique set of hand-drawn NFTs, a stat-battling game, and an animated series.
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Yeah, so do we matey.
Welcome to Bit Pirates.
Bit Pirates is an incredible year-round, global, treasure hunt, where the weirdest crew wins, and an “X” marks the hidden crypto!
Joe is an Annie Award-winning and Emmy-nominated executive producer of world class entertainment and digital experiences. He has helped create iconic brands, characters, and IP for Warner Bros., Dreamworks, The Walt Disney Company, and Mattel.
Titles Joe has worked on include: Scooby Doo, How To Train Your Dragon, Bob’s Burgers, Muppet Babies, and Legend of the Three Caballeros.
As Director of Development for Advanced Media at Disney Labs, Joe pioneered world-class storytelling on emerging platforms. He holds an M.B.A. from Pepperdine University and is recipient of the Humanitas Prize for Excellence in Children’s Television.
Paul has been creating, writing, and building franchises for more than 25 years in the film, graphic novel and video game industries.
Over the last two decades, he has been instrumental in the creation and implementation of hundreds of world-renowned entertainment icons: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the Origin of Wolverine, six platinum selling video games, and the revitalization of the Marvel Universe.
He has enjoyed recognition on the New York Times bestseller list, has been Nominated for two BAFTA Awards, and is recipient of a Prism Award for his contributions in storytelling.
Mark has more than 35 years of significant senior management and motion picture producer experience in the entertainment industry. He has produced or exec'd several high profile films, built large international entertainment company divisions, supervised numerous simultaneous film, video and television projects, and successfully managed over $1 billion in productions.
Mark was the co-founder and CEO of the RRKIDZ, the children's educational brand known for Reading Rainbow. His film production/executive experience includes: Terminator 3, Terminator Salvation, The Windowmaker, Taken in Broad Daylight, Kinsey, I Huckabees, The Amateurs, Reach for Me, The Way Back, and many more.
Dave is a reformed lawyer, digital agency veteran and serial entrepreneur. He was a driving force for Nintendo and Electronic Arts to extend their console games to social and mobile platforms and a pioneer in creating Facebook and mobile social games.
Dave has helped launch game studios for some of Asia's largest entertainment companies, including NHN Entertainment, Nexon and Melco Resorts & Entertainment. He's a student of player behavior, and a strong proponent of analytics and data-driven game design. Right now, he’s all about exploring the confluence of web 2.0 and web 3.0 game economies.
Dave Kupczyk is a journeyman character animator and designer for such studios as Disney, Dreamworks, and Universal who teleported into the wonderful, wacky world of NFTs via META-X Studios. Born in the wild jungles of Southern Ontario in Canada, Dave now resides in sunny Southern California.
Tristin Cole is an LA based animator / illustrator who began her career at Warner Bros. Animation and has worked as a production painter and designer on such shows as Scooby-Doo, Batman, Tom & Jerry, Teen Titans Go! and more. She has created background paintings for the top animation studios including Disney, Paramount, and Nickelodeon. Her latest work can be seen on the 2D- animated series Steven Spielberg’s Animaniacs Reboot.
Trish Burgio is a professional Illustrator in the animation industry and has worked as a Lead Artist at Warner Brothers Animation and NBC Universal, as well as creating artwork for corporate clients such as American Express and Penthouse. She holds a BFA from the School of Visual Arts, New York City.
Luke Malone is a professional designer working in the animation industry. His work has been featured on the Emmy Award-winning Muppet Babies and Legend of The Three Caballeros for Disney, Fox’s HouseBroken, the Crunchyroll Original High Guardian Spice, and several projects for Cartoon Network and HBO. When not working on his art, Luke is riding his motorcycles, cooking pulled pork breakfast tacos, trying new things, and going to new places.
Mark Lewis is a professional artist working in animation since 1993, starting on X-Men: The Animated Series. His work has been featured in films, TV series, and comics produced by Hanna-Barbera, DreamWorks, Warner Bros Animation, UniversalAnimation, DC Comics, Image Comics, Gaumont Animation, MGM Animation and SD Entertainment. Mark is originally from the East Bay of the S.F. Bay Area, is (maybe unsurprisingly) a huge comics nerd, who loves talking about comics history and comics artists.
Christian "Meesimo" Meesey is a proud member of the National Cartoonists Society whose clients include IDW, Dynamite, Warner Bros., Marvel, Upper Deck, and Disney. He is currently illustrating The Time Shopper comic with writer Tony Fleecs (Stray Dogs), and Tone Rodriguez, and illustrates Swallow:Vamps in the Big City, with writer-creator Camilla Rantsen. He has contributed to the Legendary Cartoonist Kayfabe inspired Fan Projects, Image Grand Design and Image Grand Disaster. He writes and draws his own comics such as Motley & Harv, the one-man-thology Knucklehead Comics, and the upcoming Turbo Hawk, as well as regularly contributes to Ink & Drink Comics Anthologies. He is currently creating Comics, Storyboards, NFT’s and Character Designs remotely for people all around the globe, as well as studying to get his MFA in Illustration from the Hartford Art School. Meesimo lives and works in the Midwest.
TheSocialNorm, Connector Dude
aka “Power Plumber”
Knows everybody. Also calls everybody. Repeatedly. Connecting the effluvial overflow of the entertainment industry. Unclogging crime one drain at a time.
PopConkers, Dad Producer
Former Disney guy (escaped, 2017). Organized, Creative, Grumpy. Everyone’s Dad. The only thing functioning worse than his brain is his liver.
AmandaReckonwith, Artsy Fartsy
aka “Madame Tse-Tse Fly”
Sensible. Intelligent. Productive. Over-sharer. Artistically reorganizes everyone else’s fuck-ups. Puts you to sleep with a mix of toxic venom and trauma dumping.
aka “Jigsaw Girl”
Charged with holding it all together. Behind schedule. Producer, actor, ivory tower recluse. Fact she is missing a few pieces is not a metaphor.
We have a lot of fun. And you’re missing out if you’re not on Discord.
So join! You can point out all our shortcomings and make random suggestions about “dare foods” our creatives should eat during our weekly live streams.
Seriously, though. Come and hang with us. We like to reward our OGs and give away free shit. A lot.
Above all, we are focused on growing and nurturing the creative community. And that means you.
Come create to earn with us.
One final word.
We like to hope that in some small way we can contribute to building the coming Metaverse. In addition to what we’ve shared here, we have a large slate of original IP that we intend to launch across all entertainment channels. To kickstart that effort, all purchasers of Bit Butts will also receive a host of insider benefits. Information on our Token and Staking Opportunities is coming soon. We hope you’ll join us, literally, in building out our future.
Where we go is up to you.
Welp, I suppose that’s it.
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